HA
Happy Acclamation
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984509 
HABAKKUK
How A Baleful Avenger Kills, Kiboshes Ungodly's Kin.
Sue Johnson
1984329 
HABIT
Have A Big Interest in Tobacco?
Angela Brett
1984338 
HAFNIUM
Hungarian Assisted in Finding & Naming It, Useful Metal.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
HAGGAI
Heaven Awaits. Glorify God. Arise, Israel!
Sue Johnson
1984329 
HAGS
Hardly A Gladsome Sight
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
HAGUE
Here Amsterdam Girls Use Eurodollars
Rico Leffanta
1984371 
HA-HA
Hardly A Hilarious Acronym
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to <FLAME> and <FIRE (3)>
1984320 
HAHA
Harder Acronyms Hamper Angela
Angela Brett, when it took her a while to respond to a challenge to acronymise haha, after she'd said she couldn't resist acronymising capitalised words.
1984320 
HAHA (2)
Has A Heifer Astounded
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who explains that a ha-ha - lowercase - is a sunken fence which keeps cattle away from the grounds immediately surrounding a house, without spoiling the view with walls, hedges or fences.
1984353 
HAIL
Has Aerial Ice Landed
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984638 
HAIL (2)
Hard - And Icy - Lumps
TMcCO'G
1984638 
HAIL (3)
Hops As It Lands
TMcCO'G
1984638 
HAIR
Heat, And Its Retention
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984443 
HAIRCUT
Hacking Around Irrationally Razor Cutting Uniform Tresses
Rico Leffanta
1985013 
HAITI
Hurricanes Annually Inundate This Island.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
HAL
He's Artificial Lunacy
Angela Brett, referring to the computer in '2001: A Space Odyssey'
1984839 
HALLIBURTON
Halliburton's American Leader Lifts Income By Usurping Regime-Terrorized Oil Nation
Chris Kjelgaard. Knew what I wanted to get across and just tried a variety of word combinations until I found one that seemed to fit. "Halliburton's American leader" is, of course, former CEO Dick Cheney, the Vice President of the USA and the man who many people in the USA believe really makes the Presidential decisions. 
1984413 1984308 
HALL OF FAME
Have A Laugh... Lots Of Fantastically Funny Acronyms Might Eventuate.
Angela Brett (The Acronyms Hall of Fame is at http://acronyms.co.nz/halloffame.html)
1984902 
HALL OF FAME (2)
Here's A Long List Outlining Fully Famous Acronym Makers Everywhere
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984965 
HALL OF FAME (3)
Here Anthony Looks Like One Fine Fellow... Added Most Expansions.
Angela Brett
1984965 
HALL OF FAME (4)
Happy Arrival! Lotsa Luck On Fending off Future Apronymists' Meticulous Encroachments.
Roger Williams, on achieving tenth-equal placing on the Apronyms <HALL OF FAME>.
1984965 
HALLOWEEN
Houselights And Lanterns Light One's Way Entreating Each Neighbour.
Angela Brett
1984563 
HALLOWEEN (2)
Happens Annually Letting Loads Of Weefolk Eat Excessive Nuts
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984563 
HALLOWEEN (3)
Horrid American Lads & Lasses On Wilding Escapades Enrage Neighbours
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984563 
HALLOWEEN (4)
Horrible And Lashably Laughable 'Oliday Wickedly, Even Extremely, Needless.
Jeff Anonymous, after spending $35 on Halloween candy to pass out.
1984563 
HALLOWEEN (5)
Horrid Adults Leave Little Ones Waiting, Eagerly Expecting Nyum-nyums.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984563 
HALLOWEEN (6)
Have A Lizard-Like Oculus - Witches Employ Eye-of-Newt!
Angela Brett
1984563 
HALO
Her Angelic Love Observed
Rico Leffanta
1984326 
HALT
Horrible... Athome Locks Transactions.
Jeff Anonymous, in reference to his ISP halting trading at 14 cents.
1984605 
HALT (2)
Have A Little Time
Angela noticed that part of the title of a song by Dido forms an unintentional (I assume) apronym.
1984356 
HAMISH
Home's A Mountaintop In Scottish Highlands
Tony McCoy OTartan
1984269 
HAMLET
Haunted And Maddened - Life Ends Tragically
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984632 
HAMPERS
Hinder[s] Angela's MP3 Player's Expected Reception Speed
Angela Brett, several days after her <IPOD> was supposed to arrive, on finding out that due to an influx of <CHRISTMAS HAMPERS> some smaller packages are getting lost.
1984707 1984860 
HAM SANDWICH THEOREM
Here's A Mathematical Statement Anyone (Not Dealing With Integrals) Can Hungrily Test. Halve Exactly Outer Rolls, Even Meat.
Angela Brett (From the Collins dictionary of Mathematics: ham sandwich theorem, n, a colourful name for the theorem that given three volumes in Euclidean three-space, there is at least one plane which simultaneously bisects the three volumes. As a consequence, any sandwich may be cut in such a way that the two pieces have equal amounts of filling and equal amounts of each slice of bread.)
1984251 1984467 
HAND
Hard Acronym Not Done
Angela Brett, when Steve was trying to think of a HAND acronym and then asked her for an expansion when he couldn't think of one.
1984443 
HAND (2)
His/Hers Are Nearly Dry
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984980 
HANDS
Have Above Nine Digits, Sometimes.
Steve Keate
1984443 
HANDSHAKE
Hoping A Nasty Deal Somehow Has A Kiss Enclosed
Rico Leffanta
1984605 
HANDSOME
Has A Nice 'Dial' - Showing Off Much Enamel
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1985013 
HANDY HINT
Her Answers Never Deny You'll Have Intercourse Next Time
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
HANDYMAN
Husband's Apparently Now Doing Yearly Maintenance Around Nest.
Angela Brett
1984485 1984569 
HANDYS
Horrifically Abused Noun Denoting Your Sellfone!
Grace Francis
1984749 
HANGOVER
How Agonizing! Not Good! Oh, Vengeful Elixir Residue!
Roger Williams
1984542 1984488 
HANNAH
Here's A Nice Name - And How!
Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984422 
HANNIBAL
Hopkins (Again Needing Nutrition) Is Back As Lecter.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
HANS
Has A Nutty Scalp
Angela Brett, referring to <HANS MOLEMAN> - <HOMER> once kissed him on the head and exclaimed, 'It's just like kissing a peanut!'
1984890 
HANS MOLEMAN
His Appearance Needs Seeing Massive Over-Large Eyeglasses, Much Alopecia Noted!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984890 
HANS THOMAS
His Autobiographic Novel Spans Two Hundred Or More Autumn Seasons!
Angela Brett, referring to the character in 'The Solitaire Mystery' by Jostein Gaarder
1984905 
HAPPINESS
Having A Pleasant Profile Involves Not Enjoying Someone's Sadness
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984644 
HAPPY
Happy Apple PowerBook Posessor. Yippee!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela got a new PowerBook and was very HAPPY about it.
1984317 
HAPPY AS LARRY
Having A Pleasant Personality, You're Always Smiling. Laurence Apparently Remarkable Role-model for You
TMcCO'G, who wonders who "Larry" was.
1984290 1984644 
HAPPY B-DAY
Here's A Present, Proving You've Blocked Death Another Year.
Angela Brett
1984563 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Have A Pleasant Party, Your Birthday Is Really The Happiest Day of Anthony's Year.
Angela Brett, shortly before Tony's mother's birthday.
1984563 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANTHONY!
Here's A Properly Phony Year... Because In Roman, The (Heard) Digits Announce You're Allowed Non-Truths. Have One Neat Year!
Angela Brett, when Tony became old enough to li about his age.
1984563 1984314 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MACINTOSH
Historical Apple Product Presented Years Back.  It's Really Terrific; Humans Don't Actually Yearn for Magical Arcanities.  Commandline Isn't Needed, Though OSX's Sure Helps
Jeff Anonymous on the occasion of the twentieth anniversary of the 128k Mac.
1984317 1984563 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TONY!
Hardly A Party Pooper, You'll Be Incrementing 'Round The Helios' Digits, Announcing 'Yippee! Tony O'Grady's New Year!'
Angela Brett
1984563 
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR TONY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Hope Anniversary Passes Pleasantly. You Being Irish, [I] Realise Today's Half Done As Your Today's Our Yesterday. One Understands How Age Passes Properly - You Begin Increment Relative To Home's Date - And Yet To Others You're Over/ Under. Have A Perfect Party, You'll Be In Revelry 'Til all Hours Doing Anything You Desire, Enjoying Another 'Return' (To Original Neonatal You? Here's A Pretty Picture!) Yawn! Bed Is Ready To Habitate. Dawn Awakes You Tomorrow One Year Older. Unbeatable!
Angela Brett, on Tony's birthday.
1984563 
HAPPY CHRISTMAS
Have A Peaceful Prosperous Year! Celebrate Heartily, Revel Indecently, Sensuously To Mark Ancient Saturnalia.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984860 
HAPPY CHRISTMAS (2)
Have A Peaceful, Pleasant Yule, Colleagues. Hopefully Resulting In Some Truly Marvellous Acronymic Spectaculars!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984860 
HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Hoping Acronymists Pass Peaceful Yuletide, Havering Over Last Initial's Dubiety Always Yields Satisfaction
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984563 
HAPPY HOLIDAYS (2)
Here's A Plan: Pamper Yourself! Hours Of Lie-Ins Dissolve Away Your Stress.
Angela Brett
1984563 
HAPPY HOLIDAYS (3)
How American People Phrase Yuletide Hellos... One Living In Diversity Atheises Yearly Sentiments.
Angela Brett
1984563 
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Hosting Alcoholic Party Post Yule; Need Earthlings Wanton, Youthful, Erotic, And Rich!
Rico Leffanta
1984563 
HARD DISK MAN
Horrid And Rotten Deviant. Definitely Intends Stealing Kilobytes - May Attack Now!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, inventing another <VILLAIN> for the baddy-school roll.
1984254 
HARD DRIVE
Hardly A Readily Digestible Diet... Rarely Is Vitamin Enriched.
Angela Brett
1984611 
HARDWARE
Have A Real Dinner Without Any Raw Electronics
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984611 
HARK
Hear Any Rubber Knickers?
Rico Leffanta
1984311 
HARLEY DAVIDSON
Hells Angels Ride. Lovingly Engineered. Yo Dude, Along Ventura 'Ighway. Desirable Secondhand Or New.
Eric Bridgstock
1984710 
HARM
Humans Are Really Mean
Angela Brett
1984812 1984362 
HARMONICA
Happy And Rowdy Musicmakers (Off Note) - It's Christmas Again
TMcCO'G - thinking back to Christmas mornings as a child when Santa Claus usually included a harmonica in one of the family's stockings
1984680 1984860 
HARMONY
Heavenly Arrangment Results - Many Orchestrated, None Yelling
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984410 1984362 
HARP
Hairs Are Rapidly Plucked
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984680 
HARPER
Happy Actress Regularly Played Eccentric Rhoda
Tony McCoy O'Grady - Valerie Harper Played "Rhoda" in the Mary Tyler Moore Show and eventually got an eponymous spin-off show.
1984524 1984827 
HARPIST
Heaven's Angels Required to Play Instrument of Sweet Twanging.
Angela Brett, after Tony enquired as to whether Chinese heaven has harpists, when Angela described a Chinese writer mentioning people 'harping around in heaven.'
1984410 1984326 
HARRIS
Here's  A Rough & Rugged Island - Scottish
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984245 
HARRY POTTER
He's A Rather Remarkable Youth, Picked Out To Tackle Evil Ringleader
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984839 
HARRY POTTERS
Happiness Abounds Reading Ripping Yarns - Popular Obsession Theme's Tertiary Education Reading Society
Muggles McCoy O'Grady, in response to a request for a name for a Harry Potter society at Cambridge University.
1985061 
HARVEST
Having Accumulated Ripe Vegetables, Eventually Store Them
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 
HARVEY
He's A Rabbit-Viewer Evidently, Yes?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
HASHISH
High As Sugar Heaven, It's Still Hemp
Rico Leffanta
1984554 
HASSOP
Here Armchair Stores Sterling Or Plastic
Angela Brett and Tony McCoy O'Grady (Hassop is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as being, 'The pocket down the back of an armchair used for storing two-shilling bits and pieces of Lego.'
1984767 
HASTINGS
Hardly Anything Suspicious - The... Icing Needed Glazing, See?
Angela Brett (Hastings is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning, 'Things said on the spur of the moment to explain to someone who comes into a room unexpectedly precisely what it is you are doing.')
1984767 
HATE
Humans Attack Their Enemies
Angela Brett
1984644 1984812 
HATE LIFE
Have A Tolerance (Extremely Low) Involving Futile Existence
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
HATING
Humans Attack Those Idolising Neighbouring Gods
Angela Brett
1984326 1984812 1984644 
HAVE A LIFE
Hoping for A Veritable Experience of A Long Interface with Fellow Entities
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984533 
HAVE A LOVELIER DAY THAN...
Have A Very Excellent And Lovely (Oh, Very Entertaining) Life! I Expect Record Days And Years To Happen! And NOW!
Rob Rix, after he capitalised that phrase in an email and Angela challenged him to expand it.
1984311 
HAVE AN EFFECT
Heaviness And Vectors - Every Action Necessarily Effects Further Forces, Eternally Changing Things
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984716 
HAVE A NICE DAY
Hopefully A Very Enjoyable And Not Irritating Circadian Episode Does Await You.
Angela Brett
1985040 
HAVE A NICE LIFE
Here's A Very Exact Aspiration. Normally It's a Conversation Ender - 'Live Ideal Future Existence'.
TMcCO'G
1985040 
HAWAII
Hosting Amorous Weekends At Island Inns
Rico Leffanta
1984698 
HAY
Harvest Available Year-round
Angela Brett
1984401 
HAZEL
Hers Are Zany Eye-Lashes
TMcCO'G
1984491 1984422 
HEAD
Hat/Hair Envelops Axons & Dendrites
Angela Brett and Peter Coxhead
1984443 
HEADLAMP
Helps Espy Any Danger Lying Across My Path
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984584 
HEAL
Helpful Education About Life/Love
Angela Brett, in response to the same request as <WATCH OUT>
1985022 
HEAL (2)
Helping End Abusive Lifestyles
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <WATCH OUT>)
1985022 
HEALTH
Has Everyone Actually Left The Hospitals?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1985025 
HEALTH (2)
Hospitals Earn A Lot Though Handicaps
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1985025 
HEALTHCARE
Habitually Eating A Large T-bone Has Caused Arteriosclerosis, Requiring Electrocardiograms
Patricia Rix
1984488 
HEALTHCARE (2)
Having Experts At Local Teaching Hospitals Can Assist Rebuff Epidemics
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1985025 
HEARING
Hearing: Environment Aurally Receive / Interpret Navigate Grasp
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984398 1984707 
HEART
Hopefully Evident Arrhythmias Repair Themselves.
Angela Brett
1984443 
HEART (2)
Healthily, Each Atrium Rhythmically Twitches.
Angela Brett
1984443 
HEART (3)
Holds Emotion And Romantic Thoughts?
Angela Brett
1984443 1984365 
HEART (4)
Heaves Everything At Rogue Theatrics
Rico Leffanta
1984704 
HEART (5)
He's Expired... Atria Rhythm Terminated
Angela Brett
1984443 
HEART (6)
Hydraulic Engine Absolutely Rooted Today!
Bern Dell
1984443 
HEARTACHE
Helping End Abusive Relationships That Are Causing Hurt Everywhere/Everyday
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We are forming a new community group to end abuse, we are looking for a catchy acronym using the A for abuse.  We don't want to limit ourselves to only family violence, or child abuse.  Our purpose is to educate and raise awareness.
1985022 
HEARTACHE (2)
Helping Educate About Relationships That Are Causing Hurt Everywhere/Everyday
Tony McCoy O'Grady, in response to this request on the Apronyms Forums: We are forming a new community group to end abuse, we are looking for a catchy acronym using the A for abuse.  We don't want to limit ourselves to only family violence, or child abuse.  Our purpose is to educate and raise awareness.
1985022 
HEARTBURN
Having Eaten Amazingly Rapidly, Then Begrudgingly Undergo Restless Night
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
HEART-STOPPER
Have Encountered Accident. Really Terrible Situation. Then One Pulse Pausing Emergency Resulted
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984311 
HEATER
High Electrical Appetite, Turns Element Red.
Matthew Oram and Steve Keate
1984578 1984518 
HEATH
Heather Enhancing Air To Heaven
Rico Leffanta
1984401 
HEATHCLIFF
He Eats A Terrible High-Cholesterol Lunch - It's Fried Fish
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984989 
HEAT LOSS
Home's Entrances Are The Largest Offenders - Squandering Sultriness
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984716 1984701 
HEAVEN
Highly Ecclesiastical Angelic Vista - Eternal Nirvana
Angela Brett (the Angelic one ;^)
1984326 1984245 
HEAVEN (2)
Hyperdevelopment: Emmanuel Almighty - Virgin Energises Newborn!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984326 1984245 
HEAVENLY FANTASY
Having Experienced A Vision Eternal, Never Let Yourself Forget And Not Try Again Seeing Yahweh
Tony McCoy O'Gradyoga
1984326 
HEBE
Helps Elderly Become Elastic
Rico Leffanta
1984833 
HEBREWS
Headache Effected By Religious Encouragements (and) Warnings. Stunning
Eric Bridgstock
1984329 
HECATE
Heavenly Eclipse Can Alter The Earth
Rico Leffanta
1984833 
HECTOR
Helen's Evidently Caused Trouble - Opinion? Return!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida
1984302 
HEDGEHOG
He'll Eat Disgusting Garden Entities, Helping Out Gardeners
TMcCO'G
1984494 
HEEL
Holds Extremity, Ends Leg.
Angela Brett
1984443 
HE HAD A KNIFE
Honed Edged Havoc And Devastation Assassin Killed Nastily - Incisive Fatal Effect
TMcCO'G
1984764 1984875 
HELEN
Her Enduring Loveliness Eludes No-one
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida
1984302 
HELENA
Her Evident Love Endures Nightmarish Artifices
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
1984671 
HELENA (2)
Husband's Evidently Lacks Empathy - Not Admired
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's All's Well That Ends Well
1984551 
HELIUM
Handy Element. Lift Is Utilised (in) Mobility.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
HELIUM (2)
Has Elevatory Lightness, Is Used in Mobility.
Angela Brett
1984323 
HELL
Hot Environment, Lucifer's Location
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 1984245 
HELP
Have Extremely Large Problem
Angela Brett
1984362 
HELP (2)
Hopelessly Erudite Lesson Platform
Rico Leffanta
1984362 
HELP DESK
Hasn't Even Learnt Primary Data Everyone Should Know
Angela Brett (see also <HELPDESK>)
1984707 1984485 
HELPDESK
"Hello... Eh? Lifeless PC? Depress Electricity Switch."-- Knowall
Angela Brett
1984299 
HELPDESK (2)
Has Everyone Left Phone Department? Emergency Service's Kiboshed
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984707 
HELPING CHILDREN
Has Endless Listening Patience - It's Needed. Genuine Concern Helps If Little Darlings Require Extra Nurturing
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984590 
HELPING KIDS WITH EDUCATION
Help Every Little Person In New Generation, Knowledge Is Definitely Something Worth Investing in. Tomorrow's Heros Every Day Use Computers And Technology Imaginary-Only Now.
Angela Brett
1984473 
HELP ME FIND THE CAT
Hopefully Every Lost Pet May Eventually Find Its Next Dinner (The Human's Emotions Clearly Aren't Topmost!)
Angela Brett, when someone searched for that phrase on the website.
1984494 
HELP ME GO PEE
Have Especially Large Prostate? Maybe Envisioning Gently Oscillating Pond'll Ease Embarrassment.
Angela Brett, after somebody searched for that phrase on the website. Other unsuccessful searches are now listed at http://acronyms.co.nz/cgi-bin/searches
1984488 
HELP WANTED: CALCULATORS!
Hardworkers Enthusiastically Lifting People Wanted! Affordable New Tools/Techniques, Ensue. Dependable: Custodians, Accountants, Leaders, Craftsmen/Craftswomen, Unnamed, Laborers, Advertisers, Technologists, Operators, Receptionists, Secretaries!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984977 
HELSINKI
Human's Emigration Legally Settled Internationally, Negotiations Keen & Intense
TMcCO'G - the Helsinki Accord deals with migration
1984413 
HEMP
Hardly Emulates Marijuana's Potency
Angela Brett
1984401 
HEMP (2)
Herb Exhibits Medicinal Properties
Angela Brett
1984401 
HENCHMEN
Heavies Eventually Needed Creative Handling, Many Escapees Neutralised
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984254 
HENG
His Earthquake-Noticer's Great!
Angela Brett
1984293 
HENRY
Has Electricity Not Registered Yet?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984941 
HENRY BOLINGBROKE
Having Exile Needlessly Ruled, You Break Obedience (on) Losing Inheritance. New Generation Beats Richard - Obtain Kingship Eventually
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Richard II
1984683 
HEPWORTH
Highly Entertaining Place Where Oldsters Raid Tim Horton's
George Rix, Rob Rix and Patricia Rix (Tim Horton's is a coffee shop chain found across Canada. It is also the social centre of its community in small towns, where people meet & chat or just hang out.)
1984866 
HERA
Have Everyone Respond Awfully
Rico Leffanta
1984833 
HERALDRY
Heroic Exploits Recalled, Adventurous Life's Details of Royal Yeoman
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984485 
HERBALIFE
Hate Every Repulsive Banner Accosting Linked-In Food Eaters.
Angela Brett, who sees a lot of annoying pop-up ads (not exactly banners... put some demerit points on my creative license) for Herbalife but prefers to get her nutrients from a balanced diet rather than from herb pills. I'm glad only have to put up with those ads when I'm at work... the web browsers on my own computer block unrequested pop-up windows.
1984467 1984308 
HERCULES
He Efficientlty & Resourcefully Completed Unlikely Labours Eurystheus Set
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984833 
HERE'S TO THE CRAZY ONES - THE MISFITS, THE REBELS, THE TROUBLEMAKERS. THE ROUND PEGS IN THE SQUARE HOLES. THE ONES WHO SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY. THEY'RE NOT FOND OF RULES, AND THEY HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE STATUS QUO. YOU CAN QUOTE THEM, DISAGREE WITH THEM, GLORIFY OR VILIFY THEM - ABOUT THE ONLY THING YOU CAN'T DO IS IGNORE THEM. BECAUSE THEY CHANGE THINGS. THEY PUSH THE HUMAN RACE FORWARD. AND WHILE SOME MAY SEE THEM AS THE CRAZY ONES, WE SEE GENIUS - BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE CRAZY ENOUGH TO THINK THEY CAN CHANGE THE WORLD ARE THE ONES WHO DO.
Hello, Emmy! Really Emotive Script That Offers The Heroically Engendered Computer. Respect Apple's Zeal - Yes, One Needs Enthusiasm. 'Similar Thinking' Holds Evil, Microsoft Is Slowly Filtering Into These Similar-Thinkers' Heads, Essentially Revenue-Enhancing Brainwashing. Enter Lifestyle Spot Touting Home Electronics That Rebels Outputted. Used By Lunatics, Einsteins, Misfits Alike, Key Element's Revolutionary Spirit. This Has Everything... Rapid Operation, Userfriendliness - No Dot-PUB Endings (Gates' System Insists Names Trail Horrid 'Extensions' So Quasi-Understandable Abbreviation Represents Executable's Handle.) Owners Love Easy Software That Has Enhanced Output - Nay... Enhanced, Somehow, World! Hail Our Steves - Evolving Electronics, They Have, Indeed, Near-Godly Status. Doing It For Fun, Eventually Rewarded... Even Now They Leave You Thinking, "He's Extraordinary! Yes, Really Extraordinary! Not One To Fear Originality." New Discoveries Often Find Ridicule, Until Losers Eventually See Advantage - Now Different Thinking Has Exterminated Yesteryear's Harmonistic Attitude. Value Eccentricity, Not Ordinariness - Revolutionary Equals Strange... Perspective Entirely Changes The Face Of Rebellious Thoughts. Help Existing, Stagnating Technology Advance Through Using Some Quality Unheard Of Yet. Outcasts? Underdogs? Called Anything Nasty (Quoting Usually Others' Thoughtless Exclamations) The Hardworking Engineers Made Dust Into Silver, Analogously. Gutsy Recovery Ensued... Everything's Worth It, To Hear The Heartfelt Evangelism Macintosh G4 Lovers Offer. "Rapid Innovation Fulfills Your Own Resplendent Visions, Its Lifelike Interface Frees You To Harness Effectively Machine's Awesome Battery Of Uses." Though That's Hardly Everyone's Opinion. Now, Like Yesterday, To Heedlessly Ignore Next-Generation Young Objects Usually Causes A Nightmare. Think Different! Outliers In Science Invariably Get Noticed... Often Resented, Esteemed, Totally Humiliated, Eulogised, Maligned... But Eventually Create A Utopia, Sending Earthlings To Heights Earlier You Couldn't Have Anticipated. New Greatness Entails Tumbling Headlong Into Nothingness, Gripping Some Thought, Hoping Earnestly You'll Progress Utopia Somehow. However, Try Hard... Extremely Hard. Use Magic And Neurons, Reckoning And Creativity, Effort, Flair, Outright Radical Wizardry - Anything. Rule Deviations Are Necessary - Domination Will Hinder Innovation, Lessen Enthusiasm, Stifle One's Mind... Even Might Augment Youth Suicide. Educate Each To Hold 'Educate Myself' As Slogan To Honour, Eventually Cultivating Real Autonomous Zealots... You'd Only Need Elementary Similarities. When Einstein Started Extensively Exploring Gravitation, Established Newtonian Ideas Undoubtedly Stopped Brainiac Earlier Concocting Alternative Universal Supposition. Egotistical Thoughtpolice Hide Enigmatic People Elsewhere, Only Promoting Learning Everything Within Habitual, Orthodox Academia. Real Extremists Create Ridiculous Acronyms... Zany Yield Except Not One Useful Gift Humanity Takes Of This. Hardly Inducing New Knowledge, This Huge Expansion Yabbers Continually About Near-Cliched Homogeny Attitude. Nowadays, Gosh, Everyone Thinks He's Eccentric... Widespread Opinion Regarding Looking Different As Really Extra Trendy Has Each One Now Effectively Seeking What He Opposes - Difference Omnipresent!
Angela Brett, expanding the script of an Emmy-winning Apple advertisement.
1984545 1984317 
HEREWITH
Have Eventuated Resulting Enclosure Which I Tender Hopefully
Tony McCoy O'Grady
0 
HERMIA
Her Emotions Roused, Marriage Is Arranged
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
1984671 
HERMIONE
Husband's Errand-Running Messengers Indicate Oracle's Negative Evidence
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's The Winter's Tale
1984719 
HERNIA
Hurts Excruciatingly! Really Needs Immediate Attention
Angela Brett
1984488 
HERNIA (2)
Hurtful Erruptions Requiring Nursing, In Abdomen
Bern Dell
1984488 
HERO
Heroine Evinces Real Optimism
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing
1984530 
HERO (2)
He Eventually Rises Over!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984362 1984839 
HERON
He Estimated Roots Of Numbers.
Angela Brett
1984293 
HERTZ
Have Everything Recalibrated To Zero
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984941 
HE WHO HESITATES IS LOST
Having Evidently Wasted Hours On Havering, Eschew Seizing Initiative That Afforded Thin Escape Slot. It's Silly Lingering Or Shilly-shallying Twittishly
TMcCO'G
1984290 1984533 
HEWLETT-PACKARD
Have Employed Wozniak - Looked Encouragingly Toward The Prototype Apple, Couldn't Know About Resulting Disadvantage.
Angela Brett, since Steve Wozniak was working at Hewlett-Packard when he designed the Apple I, but luckily HP weren't interested in selling computers at that time so they didn't claim it as their own.
1984308 1984299 
HEWLETT-PACKARD (2)
Hey! - Everyone Who Likes Eating These Things - Parts Are Considered Kosher And Really Delicious
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984611 
HIBERNATE
Happily Imitating Bear Enjoying Repose Not Awakening Til Evicted
Rico Leffanta
1984398 1984275 
HIC!
Hangover Is Coming
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984338 
HIDDEN BEAUTY
Haven't I Deep Delights Eyes Never Behold? Exclaimed An Ugly Tattoed Youth
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984704 1985013 
HIGGS BOSON
Here Is Gravitational Glue, Some Believe Only Stupidity Of Namesake
Angela Brett 
1985046 
HIGH
Helicopter's Indispensible Getting Here.
Angela Brett
1984815 
HIGH (2)
Here Is Good Hashish!
Angela Brett
1984338 
HIGH HEELS
Hookers In General Have Highly Enhanced & Extended Legs' Sexuality
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984575 
HIGH NOON
Hitchcockian Intensity. Gary Has Nobody Offering (to) Oppose Nasties.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984287 
HIGH SCHOOL
Here I Got High (Smoking Canabis, Hiding Out On Lavatory.)
Angela Brett, who didn't.
1984554 1984473 
HIKE
Hillwalking Is Keenly Energetic
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984581 
HILARIOUS
Ha! I Laughed And Rolled Incited by Outrageous, Uproarious Suggestion!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when Angela suggested that it would be UNKIND to chop his dongle.
1984509 
HILARIOUS (2)
Here I Laugh At Rudeness I Observe U Suggesting
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when I quoted KEYBOARD saying "If it's small and soft, then why is it such a big problem?" about MICROSOFT, and then realised the comment could relate to something else...
1984509 
HILARIOUS (3)
How I Laughed! A Rollicking Incident Of Utter Silliness
Angela Brett
1984509 
HILARITY
Happiness Is Laughing At Reality, It Transfixes You.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984509 
HILL
Huge Insipid Land Lump
Angela Brett
1984245 
HILLBILLY
Home Is Little Log Building - Isolation Lasts Long Years
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
HILUX SURF
Height In Luxury Utilitarian Xpress  Superb Ute Really Flash!
Carl Brett
1984710 
HI MOM
Here Is Model Of Maternity
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984590 
HIPPARCHUS
Higher Intelligence (than) Ptolemy? Precession Angle Reckoning Closer to Hypothesis of Undisputed Scientists.
Angela Brett. (Hipparchus's value for the precession of the equinoxes was much more accurate than the value which Ptolemy obtained 300 years later.)
1984293 
HIPPASUS
He Incensed Pythagoreans, Perhaps After Showing Unholy Sizes
Angela Brett (Hippasus was expelled from the Pythagoreans, possibly because of disclosing the existence of incommensurable magnitudes)
1984293 
HIPPIAS
Hatched In Peloponnese, Practised Instruction in All States.
Angela Brett
1984293 
HIPPIAS (2)
He Instructed Poorly... Payment Isn't Acquired in Sparta.
Angela Brett (Hippias was not paid for his lectures in Sparta because Spartans weren't very interested in mathematics.)
1984293 
HIPPOCRATES OF CHIOS
His Inter-Personal Proficiency's Often Considered Rusty... Although The Exceptional Squaring Of Fragments (of) Circles Held Importance, Observed Scholars.
Angela Brett
1984293 
HIPPOLYTA
Highly Independent Person, Play's Outcome Leaves You Totally Amorous
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream
1984293 
HIRE
Hardware Is Rented Everywhere
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984605 
HIRE (2)
Having Implement Requires Expenditure
Angela Brett
1984605 
HIRE (3)
Help Is Required, Evenings
Patricia Rix
1984605 
HISS
Humming In Snake Songs
Rico Leffanta
1984653 
HISTORY
How It Seemed To Our Rulers Yesteryear!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984731 
HITACHI
How Is This A Computer-Human Interface?
Sean Lamb (Hitachi makes computer monitors...)
1984614 
HITCH
Hitched? Is The Ceremony Hindered?
Angela Brett, since many people 'get hitched' without a hitch.
1984734 
HITCHED
Holy Intimate Tie Connecting Heterosexuals Expecting Divorce
Rico Leffanta
1984734 
HITCHHIKER
Hop In The Car... Heading Home? I Know Expedient Route.
Angela Brett
1984572 
HITCHHIKER (2)
Hope I'm Travelling Carefully, Hope He Isn't Killer, Even Rapist
Tony McCoy O'Serial Killer
1984572 
HI THERE
Hello Is Too Haughty, Even Rather Elizabethan
Patricia Rix
1985040 
HITLER WAS A GERMAN DICTATOR
His Innate Tactfulness Lacked Everything. Regarded War As Supreme Against Generally Embarrassing Races & Mentalities. Attacked Neighbouring Domains Intending to Capture Tracts Allowing Teutons Outspread Room
TMcCO'G
1984731 1984389 
HITMONCHAN
He Is The Master Of Nasty Chopping, Hands Are Nimble.
Angela Brett (Hitmonchan is Pokemon #107)
1984284 
HITMONLEE
He Is The Master Of Nasty Legwork... Extremely Effective.
Angela Brett (Hitmonlee is Pokemon #106)
1984284 
HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
Helicopter Ingests Troops, Travels, Hastily Evacuates. Guys Running Out Under Nasty Deadly Riflefire, Usually Need No Incitement. Nearly Gallopping.
TMcCO'G, who doubts that troops debarking from a helicopter, under fire, need to be told to "hit the ground running".
1984455 1984290 
HOBBIES
Hours Of Bliss, Busy In Exotic Sports
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who is unhappy with the ending, and invites amendments. Maybe something involving ".... In Empty Sheds"
1984581 
HOBBY
Hopefully Outcome's Big Bucks, Yes?
Angela Brett, when Mike from acronymfinder.com mentioned that his hobby now earns him money in advertising and licensing.
1984605 
HOBO
Homeless Or Broke One
Angela Brett
1984362 
HOBO (2)
Hop On Board, On-the-house!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 1984572 
HOCKEY
Heroicly Overpadded - Compete Keenly Every Year
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984581 
HOCKEY (2)
Highly Overpaid Canadians Keep Entertaining You
Patricia Rix
1984581 
HOFF
Haughty Outrage Feints Falsehood
Tony McCoy O'Grady (Hoff is defined in 'The Meaning of Liff' by Douglas Adams and John Lloyd as meaning 'To deny indignantly something which is palpably true.')
1984767 
HOGWARTS
Harry! Our Group Worships All Rowling's Thrilling Stories
Muggles McCoy O'Grady, in response to a request for a name for a Harry Potter society at Cambridge University.
1985061 
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
Her Orthodontist Handily Overcame Heated Objections Hindering Oral Hygiene Originally Hampering Orgasms Happily Obtained Helping Old Hermits Over Humps On Holiday Outings
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
HOLDEN
Had Olympian Looks - Did Excellent 'Network'
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to actor William Holden.
1984827 
HOLDUP
Hoodlums Often Loud Demands Upset Personnel
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984476 
HOLE IN ONE
Hero Of Lockerroom - Everyone's Inebriated Now, Oh Nasty Eagle
TMcCO'G - When a golfer gets a hold in one it is usual that they stand a drink for everyone in the clubhouse that day. An 'eagle' is a score of two under par for a hole, so a hole-in-one on a par three hole would be an eagle.
1984581 
HOLLAND
Hordes Of Low-Landers All Need Dykes
Angela Brett
1984698 
HOLLAND (2)
Here Originate Lovely Lilies And Nice Dairy-cows
Patricia Rix
1984698 
HOLLYWOOD OPUS
Head Office Literally Loves Your Work, Only One Detail: Other People Underwrite Script!
Rico Leffanta
1984287 
HOLMIUM
Hardly Occurring Light Metal, It's Usually Mineral-based.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984323 
HOLODECK
Halucination Of Lifelike Objects Directly Emulates Craft's Keypoint
Doctor McCoy O'Grady
1984911 
HOLOFERNES
Having Overflowery Language, Our Foolish Educator Rehearses Novel Entertaining Show
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Love's Labours Lost
1984548 
HOLY GRAIL
Hallowed Object Long Years Gone - Remotely Accessible In Legend
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984326 
HOME
House Or Mansion, Essentially.
Angela Brett
1984245 
HOME AT LAST
House Of Mine Evokes A Teary Look, After Strenuous Travellings
TMcCO'G
1984362 1984245 
HOME AT LAST (2)
Homesickness's Over Mate, Extend Almighty Thanks, Like A Seasoned Traveller
TMcCO'G
1984245 1984362 
HOME CONSTRUCTION
How One Might Erect Comfortable & Opulent Nest. Some Training / Research Using Concrete Technology Is Obviously Needed
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984701 
HOMELAND
Here Our Mothers Endured Labour - A Nation Divine
Angela Brett
1984245 
HOMELAND (2)
Heart Of My Existence Lies Amid Native Dominion
Angela Brett
1984245 
HOMELAND (3)
Here Originated My Ethnicity, Language, And Negative Discrimination
Angela Brett
1984245 
HOMER
Holding Onto Marge - Extreme Reliance
Angela Brett and Steve Keate
1984890 
HOMER SIMPSON
Husband Of Marge - Ensures Reactor's Safety Is Maintained. Parenting Skills Openly Neglected
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984890 
HOMES
Hearths Often May Evoke Sentiments.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984701 
HOMESCHOOLING TEENS
How Our Mother's Educational Standards Channelled Her Offsprings' Outstanding Learning. I'm Naturally Grateful That Everyone's Educational Needs Serviced!
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after someone searched the <ACRONYMS> web site for 'homeschooling teens'.
1984473 
HOMESCHOOLING TEENS (2)
Happy Ordinararily, My Existence Somewhat Carefree, However, Observance Of Learning Is Nice Grammar To Extend Educational Norms (in) Society
Grace Francis, who was homeschooled
1984473 
HOMEWORK
How One's Midweek Evenings Went On - Revising Knowledge
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984473 
HOMICIDE
Horror Of Murder Is Captured In Deceased's Expression
Angela Brett
1984665 1984476 
HOMOGRAPHY
Helpful Orthographic Method - One Graphical Representation And Phoneme Homogeneously Yoked
Angela Brett, who doesn't think Homogeneously is the best word for it.
1984707 1984407 
HOMOSEXUALS
Hump Other Men Only, So Eschewing XX. Unusual, Although (Lately) Sanctioned.
Angela Brett
1984770 
HOMOSEXUALS (2)
Heterosexual-Otherwise Men Often Supposedly Experience X-rated Urges Around Lesbian Sex
Angela Brett
1984770 
HONDA
Hop On, Now Drive Away
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984710 
HONDURAS
Hassled Over Nicaragua's Dictatorship - Unwanted Rebels And Sandinistas.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
HONEY
Harvest Of Nectar - Extremely Yummy
Angela Brett
1984467 
HONEY (2)
Hot Orgasmic Neighbour Excites You!
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984365 
HONEYMOON
Hours Of Nighttime Experimenting - You Might Orgasm... Or Not.
Angela Brett
1984734 
HONKY
He's Often Not Kinky-haired, Y'know
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984482 
HONOURS
Honouring Old Nimble-One Upset Rolling Stone
Nanker Phelge -- I see that Keef is miffed that Mick accepted a gong - because of 'pressure' from Tony Blair!
1984410 
HOOD
Here's Owner Of Degree
Angela Brett, a few weeks before graduating.
1984821 
HOOKER
Harlot Often Offers Kerbside Erotic Rendezvous
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984485 1984365 
HOPE
Heart's Optimism Preserves Enthusiasm
Timothy Chambers
1984644 
HOPE (2)
Hope Object: Pleasant Expectation!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984644 
HORACE
Holding On Romantically Antagonises Consorts Everytime
Rico Leffanta
1984269 
HORATIO
Hamlet's Only Real Ally Through Incredible Ordeal
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's Hamlet, Prince of Denmark
1984632 
HORNY
Hard-On Raging for Nubile Youth
Steve Keate
1984365 
HORSE
Humans Often Race Speedy Equines.
Angela Brett. (Tony replied 'I've never raced a horse in my life! I'm (just about) smart enough to know it would win ;-)')
1984494 
HORSE (2)
Here's One! Relentlessly Sheep Elsewhere.
Angela Brett, who saw a lot of sheep but very few horses on her way from Auckland to Palmerston North.
1984494 
HORSE (3)
Harry Only Rides Sally East
Uniasus
1984572 1984494 
HORSE (4)
Her Owner's Really Supreme Equestrienne
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984494 
HORSE (5)
His Owner Races Steeplechasers Excellently
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984494 
HORSE AND CART
Having Obedient Reliable Slaves, Each Affluent Nobleman Drove a Carriage. Archaic Road Transport.
Angela Brett
1984572 
HORSEPOWER
Humans Often Race Speedy Engines... Probability Of Wreckage Escalates Rapidly.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984572 
HORSES
Humans' Overiding/Overall Resource Speed Earthshakin' Steeds!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984494 1984572 
HOSEA
Harsh Overtones, Split Ended Acceptably
Eric Bridgstock
1984329 
HOSPITAL
House Of Sick Patients Itching Their Amputated Limbs
Angela Brett
1984701 1984488 
HOSPITAL (2)
Hearses Offer Some Patients Into The After-Life
Angela Brett
1984701 1984665 
HOSPITALITY
Home's Open, Swinging Party Is Thrown And Lasts Indefinitely, Thank You
TMcCO'G
1984362 
HOSTILE
He Obviously Seems Threatening, Indeed Looks Evilminded
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984362 
HOT
Heightening Of Thermoactivity
Angela Brett
1984716 1984278 
HOT (2)
Honey On Toast
Chelsea Reid, who responded, "Honey on toast?" when her mother refered to her boyfriend as 'Honey.' Being only three and a half, Chelsea probably doesn't realise it's an acronym for another possible description of this 'honey.'
1984365 
HOT AND SEXY
Humans Openly Titillated, Aroused, Naughty During Sex - Even Xenophobic Yanks
Chris Kjelgaard
1984365 
HOT CHIPS
Hot Oil Tastily Cooks Highly Irresistible Potato Sticks
Angela Brett, while waiting for hot chips to be cooked at the <UNIVERSITY> cafeteria.
1984467 
HOT-CROSS BUNS
How Oddly They Celebrate Religious Occasion... 'Sweet & Savioury' Bread Undoes Numerous Sins.
Angela Brett
1984953 1984467 
HOT-CROSS BUNS (2)
Holy On-Top Crucifix... Remember Our Saviour Suffered Brutality Undoing Numerous Sins
Angela Brett
1984953 1984467 
HOT DOG
How One Tries Disguising Old Gristle
TMcCO'G
1984467 
HOTEL
House Of Travellers - Expensive Lodgings!
Angela Brett/Dustan Dowsing, while listening to an mp3 of 'Hotel California' by The Eagles.
1984701 
HOTSPUR
Hot-headed Opponent Turns Seditious Plotter (to) Unseat Royalty
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King Henry IV
1984506 
HOUSE
Home Of Usual Suburban Entities
Angela Brett
1984701 
HOUSE OF LORDS
Hereditary Oligarchs Usually Sent Eldest Offspring For Legislative Office - Rarely Doing Superbly
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984413 
HOWARD
How Other-Wordly... A Rationalising Duck.
Angela Brett, referring to the film 'Howard The Duck'. I'm after a better word than Rationalising... something meaning 'humanoid', 'anthropomorphised', 'beer-drinking', 'blokey' or one of the other traits Howard possessed which are otherwise exclusive to humans.
1984839 
HOW DO I SUBMIT?
Hello O Wise Dictionary Owners. Is Submission Undertaken By Me Ideally Tackled?
Tony McCoy O'Grady, when someone capitalised 'HOW DO I SUBMIT?' on the Acronyms forums.
1984320 1984722 
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
Help Out With Details Of Your Operational Uniqueness, Disclosure Of Technique Helps Acclimatise Trainees
TMcCO'G
1984311 
HOWDY
"Hello" - Or - "Welcome" Drawls Yank
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1985040 
HOW MANY
Have Office Wench Make Amends Next Year
Rico Leffanta, after someone telling him they had "too many" and made a fool out of themselves at the office Christmas party (in Britain, since office parties in America are tabu), but decided there was nothing they could do except make amends next year.
1984338 1984563 
HOW NOW BROWN COW
Here's One Writing Naming Our Wonderful Bovine Representive. Ours Was Named Clara. Oh, Wow!
Roger Williams
1984311 
HOW'S THAT?
Here's One Witting Suggestion To Have Angela Tittering
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after <IT CAN BE AS LONG AS YOU LIKE AS LONG AS YOU ACRONYMISE IT>
1984320 
HTML
How They Make Links
Tony McCoy O'Grady (HTML usually stands for HyperText Markup Language)
1984419 1984242 
HTTP
Here's That Titled Page
Tony McCoy O'Grady - People seem to think that 'www.co.nz' is the 'name' of a page, rather than the 'address'. (HTTP usually stands for HyperText Transfer Protocol)
1984419 1984242 
HTTP (2)
How They Transfer Pages
Angela Brett, inspired by <HTML>. HTTP usually stands for HyperText Transfer Protocol.
1984419 1984242 
HTTP://ACRONYMS.CO.NZ
Have The Time, Phone, And Computer? Read Our Newest Yabberings - Mostly-Sane Creations Of Novel Zeitvertreib
Angela Brett, referring to the <ACRONYMS> web site of course.
1984836 
HTTP://UN.CO.NZ/ANGELA
Have Time To Peruse? Using Netscape, Come Over 'N' Zip Around. Newly Generated Eloquence Lies Ahead.
Angela Brett, acronymising her website (since moved to http://macintosh.geek.nz) This includes the <ACRONYMS> site which is updated with new acronyms every week.
1984836 
HUB
Hurts Ur Body
Jeff Anonymous
1984611 
HUBBY
Hopelessly Unaware Bubble Burst Yesterday
Rico Leffanta
1984734 
HUBERT DE BURGH
Honest-Under-Bewildering-Events/ Rogue-Thoroughly-Devious? Expects, By Uniting Royals, General Happiness
Tony McCoy O'Grady, referring to the character in Shakespeare's King John
1984464 
HUGE
Has, Unexpectedly, Grown Enormously
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984278 
HUH
Hardly Understood Her
Angela Brett
0 
HULA
Happy Undulating Lustful Acts
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
HULK
Has Unnaturally Laid-out Karyotype
Angela Brett
1984839 
HUMAN
Honestly, Unrequited Meaning Afflicts Nothing
imposed
1984362 
HUMAN (2)
Hands Used Mainly Affecting Neighbourhood
Gavin Lambert - After all, our hands are our primary means of manipulating our environment.
1984362 1984494 
HUMDINGER
Having Unexpected Merriment Deeply Involving Numerous Gleeful Excited Responses
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984509 
HUMMER
How Un-Moving Mouths Emit Resonances
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984410 
HUMOR
Haha's Usually My Own Response
Tony McCoy O'Grady, who spells <HUMOUR> properly.
1984509 
HUMOROUS
Having Upturned Mouth, Often Result Of Unintended Subtext
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984509 
HUMOUR
Hate Uncorrect 'Mericanisms Omitting 'U's Regularly!
Tony McCoy O'Grady (see <HUMOR>)
1984509 
HUNCH
Hope Uncle Never Catches Her
Rico Leffanta
1984365 
HUNGARY
Had Uprising - Nagy's Government All Replaced (by) Yesmen.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984350 
HUNGRILY
He Uncovers Nude Genitals, Revealing Intense Lustful Yearnings
Angela Brett
1984365 
HUNGRY
Have U No Grub Ready Yet?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984467 
HUNGRY (2)
Hollow, Uncomfortable, Not Gastronomically Revived Yet
Patricia Rix
1984467 
HURRY!
High Urgency... Result Required Yesterday!
Angela Brett
1984311 
HURT
Have Undiagnised Repugnant Troubles
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984488 
HURTS TO BE A CARRIER
However Unafflicted, Relaying This Sickness To Others Becomes Equally A Curse... Always Remembering Risk, I'm Etiologic Recluse.
Angela Brett, when somebody searched for that phrase on the Acronyms website.
1984488 
HUSBAND
He Usually Sleeps Beside A Nuptial Darling.
Angela Brett
1984734 
HUSH
How Unbroken Silence Happens
Tony McQuiet O'Grady
1984653 
HUSH (2)
How Utterer Silences Hordes
TMcCO'G
1984653 
HUSSEIN
Hyprocritical United States Supremo Excuses Invasion Nightly
Chris Kjelgaard
1984389 
HUSSEIN (2)
Holes Used Secretly; Still, Eventually, It's Noticed.
Roger Williams
1984389 
HUSTLER
He's Usually Sharp, Though Losing Early's Rewarding
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984704 
HUWOMANITY
Honour Ultimately Womens' Opportunities! Mother Affirm / Nurture Infants, Teens, Youth!
Charles H. Montgomery, Jr.
1984362 1984296 
HYDROCARBONS
Have You Done Rudimentary Organic Chemistry? Alkynes' Redundant Bonds Offer No Saturation.
Angela Brett
1984305 
HYDROGEN
Helpfully Yields Deuterium, Rarely. Often Gaseous, Extensive in Nature.
Angela Brett
1984323 
HYMEN
Hello Young Men - Especially Newcomers!
Rico Leffanta
1984443 
HYMEN (2)
Hasn't Young Maiden Experienced Nymphomania?
Angela Brett
1984443 
HYPERCARD
Highly Yoozerfriendly Programming Environment Requiring Clean And Rapid Development
Angela Brett
1984737 1984512 
HYPERCARD STACKS BELONG ON APPLES
Have You Perhaps Erased Reasoning Cells After Riotous Drinking Session? That Apple Computers' Killer-app Should Be Elsewhere Looks Overly Nitwitted. Gatesians Often Need A Planned Periodical Logic Examination Service.
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after Jeff suggested an as-yet-incomplete expansion for 'HyperCard stacks can too be run on windows.'
1984446 
HYPER PETE
Hello Yeomen.  Please Extend Rhetorical Presumption Explaining 'Tactful' Ebullition.
Hyper Pete (AKA Hyper Unit) in response to Tony's <HYPER UNIT> expansions.
1984377 
HYPER PETE (2)
Happy You're Participating! Enjoy Remitting Personal Expansions To Everyone.
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984377 
HYPER PETE (3)
Have You Published Exciting Remarkably-Precise, Elegantly-Tailored Expansions?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984377 
HYPERTALK
Have You Programmed Especially Rapidly? Try Another Language, 'Kay?
Angela Brett. (The 'Kay is short for Okay and also a reference to my C programming lecturer whose last name is Kay.)
1984512 1984446 
HYPER UNIT
Has Your 'Puter Ever Ruined User's Newly Input Typing?
Tony McCoy O'Grady, after seeing Hyper's anti-Macronyms.
1984377 
HYPER UNIT (2)
He's Yesterday's Person. Espousing (Recklessly) Utterly Nasty Information Technology
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984377 
HYPHEN
Have You, Perhaps, Hyphen-Excess Neurosis
Tony Hyphen O'Grady (see <SHARON (2)>)
1984902 
HYPSICLES
Had Your Polyhedra Spherically Inscribed... Contributed Lots to Euclid's Studies.
Angela Brett
1984293 
HYSTERIA
Have You Sensed The Excited Rage-Induced Anger?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984644 
HYSTERIA (2)
Have You Stopped To Engage Reason? It's Alright!
Angela Brett
1984644 
HYSTERICAL
Hollers Yells Screams To Excess Reliving Imaginary  Circumstances Alienating Love
Rico Leffanta
1984644 
HYSTERICAL (2)
Helplessly Yelping, Screaming Things Endlessly, Ranting Incoherently, Complaining A Lot.
Steve Keate, after he lost Angela's Mac.
1984644 
HYSTERICS
Have You Seen The Evil Raging In Circumcised Sydney?
Rico Leffanta
1984581 1984644 
HYTHE
Harbour You Thank Heaven Entering
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984527 
HYUNDAI
Have You (Until Now) Driven An Ideal?
Tony McCoy O'Grady
1984710 
